Where's the Party?

Note the 3rd bullet point below that was included in a “Recycling and Other Housekeeping items” memo from my work’s facilities department:

Ø Empty your blue recycling bins into the larger bins (Crown Shredding bins).
Ø Plastic and aluminum cans containers are located in the break rooms. Please remember to rinse the container out.
Ø Please take the time to pick up confetti, sunflower seeds, etc. from your area.

Wow. Apparently I’m missing out on all of the fun.

Practically Indistinguishable

This is Ron. This is Ron on Wii. Any Questions?