Where's the Party?

Note the 3rd bullet point below that was included in a “Recycling and Other Housekeeping items” memo from my work’s facilities department:

Ø Empty your blue recycling bins into the larger bins (Crown Shredding bins).
Ø Plastic and aluminum cans containers are located in the break rooms. Please remember to rinse the container out.
Ø Please take the time to pick up confetti, sunflower seeds, etc. from your area.

Wow. Apparently I’m missing out on all of the fun.